Received by Farriols on July 15, 1996
Postmarks: 6 July, 1996
Chamartin, Madrid
Ummoaeleuee
Number of copies: 3 [These two lines are handwritten in the usual Umma handwriting.]
Dear Mr Farriols Calvo Rafael:
Allow me to put my hand on your chest.
My name is OOLEEOO 2, son of EE WAANII 1. I have not had the honour of addressing you before, for I was until 2,4561 years ago (in your time measure) on UMMO, the planet from which I come. This time corresponds with [excellent accuracy to 12 XEE (11,597) !| ndT2:bubble_note]. I was recently sent to your beautiful country with the mission of re-establishing a voluntarily interrupted contact [aborted|ndT3:bubble_note] on the imperious orders of my brothers to whom I am voluntarily subject. I am in possession of all the DEEGOO containing an accurate description of the entire history of our incorporation (98.456% of the time passive) into your beautiful OYAGAA. I also have a meticulous psychosomatic definition of yourselves and all your brothers who have had more or less close contact with our culture. My expeditionary brothers who have been in contact with you ask me to convey to you an emotional greeting. You cannot have any idea, not even remotely and approximately, of the sadness which seizes us when we have to abandon missions in which affections and feelings are involved. This is due to the peculiar structure of our brain in which a far greater surplus of striated body and thalamus evolution than yours has developed considerably in our species the GOOYOODOO (part of the brain equivalent to what you call the Polygon of WILLIS). This sub-organ is responsible for what your clever brother Miguel Unamuno has called "sensitive intelligence" [The Spanish term used is "inteligencia sentiente". In fact Zubiri seems to be the creator of this neologism, not Unamuno|NdW1:bubble_note]. and which your neurological brothers are about to discover on your planet. In fact, some North American pedagogues and psychologists have already started to develop tests (more on empirical than scientific grounds) that correlate intelligence and feelings. You can verify this by simply observing the different animal species that share existence with you, such as :
With greater intelligence, greater sensitivity.
But in addition (and this is partially unknown on OYAGAA) sensitivity, retrofeeds intelligence, not only to provide greater information, but also BETTER information, thus putting brains on a quantum level perceptible by BUAWA BIIAEI which accelerates a mutation of the species through some concrete individuals, authentic "biological pioneers". // important [handwritten addition|ndT4:bubble_note]
Mr. Rafaél: It is with contained emotion that we studied your book MAN, THE COSMOS AND GOD, which we found excellent: it is praiseworthy and touching to observe an OEMMII of OYAGAA struggling with dignity and perseverance in the midst of the raging waters of the prevailing ignorance. Our hand on your chest, sir. Nevertheless (and we beg you not to take what follows as a criticism) we urge you to review the following documents: THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO (Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels) and the Gaussian calculations and the implications of what is called the Gaussian plane for graphically representing what You call "complex numbers".
We knew with great certainty the possibility of victory of your brother J.M. AZNAR in the democratic elections of the country Spain. Therefore my brothers warned you about the risk of certain investments before the first half of the current year. To your question, expert investors will tell you the number of business ventures that have failed or gone bust in the last two years. We believe with a high degree of reliability that a good time for investment is approaching, especially if you know how to pick the right areas and times that have been abandoned by the experts in their advice.
Mr Farriols: There is a risk of a revival in your country of horse fever. Take precautions.
Mr. Farriols: we would like to know if you would like to help us restructure the AYUYISAA (Network) of your country. For this purpose it would be of great help to us (we will reimburse the expenses) if you personally interview ALL those who have had a reasonably high contact with the UMMO civilization about their possible interest in re-participating in the study of our civilization. You may do so by using the telephone channel between July 5 and August 28, 1996. There will be no risk of unauthorised eavesdropping. You can ask your brother PONS for help.
Mr Rafaél, I place my hand on your chest. Please convey our respect to your YIEE and your brother followers.
I have dictated: OOLEEOO 2 Sons of EEWAANII
Document attached: ummo